Apparently, she needs some guidance with respect to: how-to-draw-portraits?
You be the judge....
Here is a portrait she drew of me this evening (while I was minding my own business, reading to the big kids):
Audrey: Hey mommy look at the picture I drew for you! It is yooouu! (spoken most joyfully!)
Me: Oh? (long pause) It is?
Audrey: Well here are your eyes. To help you see better. Four of them.
And a rainbow head 'cause it's pretty.
Me: Oh? That is my head?
Audrey: No. Ooops. Soorrrry. (all in the tone of a slightly bemused sorority girl) I mean its your big, giant belly.
Did she have to use so many adjectives?
Does she really think I have green fuzz in my belly button?
Perhaps I should have accepted her description as my head; and hoped she made it so large in order to accommodate all of my brains...